WHY ELSE?' Beckett will react to this simply with a deadpan 'Can't say I've heard that one before.' note It's less funny when you realize he's referring to a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination. A Malkavian can give the response: 'We exist because the jellyfish wills it so. When you meet Beckett in the museum basement he'll eventually ask for your opinion on why vampires exist.Doing so results in the leader attacking his own friends, thus sparing you the pain to fight them as they kill each other. When you have to tell the three Russian mobsters in the Empire Arms Hostel parking lot that Venus won't pay her debt this time, one of the lines consists of using Dementation to convince their leader that he is a hungry bear and his friends are salmon.Fat Larry: Believe me, I don't have to see the freeze dried ice cream to know a space cadet when I see one!